What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:30
What do you mean son?
Do you know what she said mum?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
True - how I loved my mum!
Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?
What! how could you do that?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What has been your best sexual experience?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.